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More Than 250,000 Pledge to Storm Area 51 to Discover Alien Secrets

I have a feeling Area 51 has everything they need to stop 250k unarmed idiots...

More Than 250,000 Pledge to Storm Area 51 to Discover Alien Secrets 1 Storm Area 51

According to Fox News, more than 250,000 people have signed up to attend a Facebook event to raid Area 51 in southern Nevada to “see them aliens.”

Area 51, also known as Homey Airport, is an isolated outpost of the Edwards Air Force Base located about 125 miles from Las Vegas. The base’s current primary purpose remains classified, but it has been the center of many alien conspiracy theories.

According to the event, titled, “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us,” a large group of alien hunters will meet at 3 a.m. on Sept. 20 near the top-secret U.S. Air Force Base to coordinate a plan of attack to reveal the truth of the mysterious base. In order to achieve maximum safety, the group will “Naruto run” with their arms stretched behind them like Naruto Uzumaki in the Japanese anime series “Naruto,” and thus “move faster than their bullets.”

It may seem the future assailants have planned for everything, but it is unlikely running like Naruto will help them evade bullets. I have a feeling Area 51 has everything they need to stop 250k unarmed idiots.  I mean, hello, space weapons!!!